The Six Qualities of the Perfect Twitch E-Girl

Twitch is a social experience unique to the information age, and if you are an e-girl on Twitch, it should be your life’s mission to build an army of simps. I’ve been enjoying Twitch for about a year, and as a self-proclaimed simp, I’ve got a handle on what it means to be a modern e-girl. These are their six defining qualities:

It may seem impossible to be both cool and weird. However, keep in mind that some people live for the cringe, and sometimes cringe is cool. It’s a big world out there. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

And normally I’d say that cute and raunchy would be the same category, but there is so much softcore pornography on Twitch that it cannot be ignored. Clearly some streams are meant to give you boners not fuzzies. Streams are cute if you get the fuzzies, they’re raunchy if their stream title is “WOW, DOES TWITCH ALLOW THIS?? ๐Ÿ‘ฉ(.)(.)๐Ÿ–Œ๐Ÿ–Œ ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ” o.O

Your ratings will definitely differ from your friends. That’s why we here at Halkony Inc. made you the e-girl graph, so you know exactly what your type is!!! Just adjust the sliders until you get an idea of the perfect e-girl for you โ™ฅ

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The titles will definitely change over time. Eventually, could build an app around this where users log in, rate a twitch streamer, then get recommendations and stream schedules based on that. Even if I don’t do it, it’s coming from somewhere. The modern social media e-girl app is on the horizon chat เผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใค

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